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English Pronunciation (poems) | WORDHORD
  • English is the Queerest Language
    By Anonymous

    We’ll begin with a box, and the plural is boxes,
    But the plural of ox should be oxen, not oxes.
    Then one fowl is a goose, but two are called geese,
    Yet the plural of mouse should never be meese,
    You may find a lone mouse or a whole nest of mice,
    But the plural of house is houses, not hice.

    If the plural of man is always called men,
    Why shouldn’t the plural of pan be called pen?
    The cow in the plural may be cows or kine,
    But a bow if repeated is never called bine,
    And the plural of vow is vows, never vine.

    If I speak of a foot and you show me your feet,
    And I give you a boot would a pair be called beet?
    If one is a tooth, and a whole set are teeth,
    Why shouldn’t the plural of booth be called beeth?

    If the singular’s this and the plural is these,
    Should the plural of kiss ever be nicknamed keese?
    Then one may be that and three would be those,
    Yet hat in the plural would never be hose,
    And the plural of cat is cats, not cose.

    We speak of a brother, and also of brethren,
    But though we say mother, we never say methren,
    Then the masculine pronouns are he, his and him,
    But imagine the feminine she, shis and shim,

    So the English, I think, you all will agree,
    Is the queerest language you ever did see.


    Hints on Pronunciation for Foreigners
    By TSW

    I take it you already know
    Of tough and bough and cough and dough?
    Others may stumble, but not you
    On hiccough, thorough, laugh and through?
    Well done! And now you wish perhaps
    To learn of less familiar traps?

    Beware of heard, a dreadful word
    That looks like beard and sounds like bird;
    And dead: it’s said like bed, not bead -
    For goodness sake don’t call it ‘deed’.
    Watch out for meat and great and threat.
    They rhyme with suite and straight and debt.

    A moth is not a moth in mother,
    nor both in bother, broth in brother,
    And here is not a match for there
    Nor dear and fear for bear and pear,
    And then there’s dose and rose and lose -
    Just look them up - and goose and choose.

    And cord and work and card and ward,
    And font and front and word and sword,
    And do and go and thwart and cart -
    Come come, I’ve hardly made a start!
    A dreadful language? Man alive,
    I’d mastered it when I was five!

    Another variant of ending:
    A dreadful language? Why, man alive!
    I’d learned to talk it when I was five.
    And yet to write it, the more I tried,
    I hadn’t learned it at fifty-five.


    De Chaos
    by Gerard Nolst Trenité

    Dearest creature in creation,
    Study English pronunciation.
    I will teach you in my verse
    Sounds like corpse, corps, horse, and worse.
    I will keep you, Suzy, busy,
    Make your head with heat grow dizzy.
    Tear in eye, your dress will tear.
    So shall I! Oh hear my prayer.

    Just compare heart, beard, and heard,
    Dies and diet, lord and word,
    Sword and sward, retain and Britain.
    (Mind the latter, how it’s written.)
    Now I surely will not plague you
    With such words as plaque and ague.
    But be careful how you speak:
    Say break and steak, but bleak and streak;
    Cloven, oven, how and low,
    Script, receipt, show, poem, and toe.

    Hear me say, devoid of trickery,
    Daughter, laughter, and Terpsichore,
    Typhoid, measles, topsails, aisles,
    Exiles, similes, and reviles;
    Scholar, vicar, and cigar,
    Solar, mica, war and far;
    One, anemone, Balmoral,
    Kitchen, lichen, laundry, laurel;
    Gertrude, German, wind and mind,
    Scene, Melpomene, mankind.

    Billet does not rhyme with ballet,
    Bouquet, wallet, mallet, chalet.
    Blood and flood are not like food,
    Nor is mould like should and would.
    Viscous, viscount, load and broad,
    Toward, to forward, to reward.
    And your pronunciation’s OK
    When you correctly say croquet,
    Rounded, wounded, grieve and sieve,
    Friend and fiend, alive and live.

    Ivy, privy, famous; clamour
    And enamour rhyme with hammer.
    River, rival, tomb, bomb, comb,
    Doll and roll and some and home.
    Stranger does not rhyme with anger,
    Neither does devour with clangour.
    Souls but foul, haunt but aunt,
    Font, front, wont, want, grand, and grant,
    Shoes, goes, does. Now first say finger,
    And then singer, ginger, linger,
    Real, zeal, mauve, gauze, gouge and gauge,
    Marriage, foliage, mirage, and age.

    Query does not rhyme with very,
    Nor does fury sound like bury.
    Dost, lost, post and doth, cloth, loth.
    Job, nob, bosom, transom, oath.
    Though the differences seem little,
    We say actual but victual.
    Refer does not rhyme with deafer.
    Foeffer does, and zephyr, heifer.
    Mint, pint, senate and sedate;
    Dull, bull, and George ate late.
    Scenic, Arabic, Pacific,
    Science, conscience, scientific.

    Liberty, library, heave and heaven,
    Rachel, ache, moustache, eleven.
    We say hallowed, but allowed,
    People, leopard, towed, but vowed.
    Mark the differences, moreover,
    Between mover, cover, clover;
    Leeches, breeches, wise, precise,
    Chalice, but police and lice;
    Camel, constable, unstable,
    Principle, disciple, label.

    Petal, panel, and canal,
    Wait, surprise, plait, promise, pal.
    Worm and storm, chaise, chaos, chair,
    Senator, spectator, mayor.
    Tour, but our and succour, four.
    Gas, alas, and Arkansas.
    Sea, idea, Korea, area,
    Psalm, Maria, but malaria.
    Youth, south, southern, cleanse and clean.
    Doctrine, turpentine, marine.

    Compare alien with Italian,
    Dandelion and battalion.
    Sally with ally, yea, ye,
    Eye, I, ay, aye, whey, and key.
    Say aver, but ever, fever,
    Neither, leisure, skein, deceiver.
    Heron, granary, canary.
    Crevice and device and aerie.

    Face, but preface, not efface.
    Phlegm, phlegmatic, ass, glass, bass.
    Large, but target, gin, give, verging,
    Ought, out, joust and scour, scourging.
    Ear, but earn and wear and tear
    Do not rhyme with here but ere.
    Seven is right, but so is even,
    Hyphen, roughen, nephew Stephen,
    Monkey, donkey, Turk and jerk,
    Ask, grasp, wasp, and cork and work.

    Pronunciation — think of Psyche!
    Is a paling stout and spikey?
    Won’t it make you lose your wits,
    Writing groats and saying grits?
    It’s a dark abyss or tunnel:
    Strewn with stones, stowed, solace, gunwale,
    Islington and Isle of Wight,
    Housewife, verdict and indict.

    Finally, which rhymes with enough?
    Though, through, plough, or dough, or cough?
    Hiccough has the sound of cup.
    My advice is - give it up!


    Pronunciation Poem (video)


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  • Al Farahidi Says:

    Check out a book called If Houses Why Not Mouses by Damian O’Brien. It’s got lots of explanations about the oddities in English.

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